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Post by lyroc on Aug 2, 2007 22:04:55 GMT -5
Okay, Nate, I think since you're our forum cheeky one you should post a screamin' hilarious joke or story! No pressure -- ha!
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 6:21:46 GMT -5
LOL no pressure! I love it...... Nate is awesome huh?  |
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Post by Peace on Aug 3, 2007 7:11:14 GMT -5
for surely! he he eh he!
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Post by saffy on Aug 3, 2007 7:58:45 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
hahahahahahahahha
oh, maybe I should wait until he says something, right
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Post by sincityreikigirl on Aug 3, 2007 8:27:42 GMT -5
Nate I hope you don't mind.. but I have a funny that I thought was very cute, so I'd like to share... I hope ya'll like it... and it doesn't offend anyone...LOL... he he
Women's Ass Size Study
Here's A Recent Study That You Ladies Should Find Not Only Interesting But Humorous As Well
Women's Ass Size Study:
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:
1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.
ok if I did a no-no please let me know and I promise to behave myself from now on!
(((HUGS)))
Janet
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 9:28:51 GMT -5
LMAO, good one. I'll have to talk to Star about what we can actually post here, but that seems okay, and it's a good 'un. Oh and Linda, you call me cheeky?  |
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 9:42:49 GMT -5
Okay, this here's a blonde joke, so all you blondes out there, please don't take offense, and I won't take offense at the 'dumb man' jokes which I know are coming!
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A young blonde, recently out of work, is struggling for ideas on how to make some money when the thought hits her.
"I'm pretty good with my hands, maybe I should do some door-knocking up in the rich side of town and see if they need any yard work or anything done!" she thinks, and sets out on her way.
She gets to the posh side of town, and finds a beautiful big house, walks up to the front door and knocks. A middle aged man answers.
"Can I help you, miss?"
"Yes, Sir, I was wondering if you need any work done around the house? I'm out of work and trying to raise some money." she replies.
The man thinks for a moment, and tells her "You know what, I've been wanting to get my Porch painted for a while now, maybe you'd like to do that? How much would you charge for that?"
The blonde girls thinks hard, and answers "Around $200 should do it."
"Perfect!" The man exclaims."We have some painting equipment in the garage if you need it."
"Thanks! I'll get too it then!" and she proceeds, merrily in her way.
Two hours go by, and the rich man's wife comes up to him and asks "Does the poor girl know the porch goes all the way around the house? How much are you giving her?
"We agreed on $200." he answers.
There is a knock on the door again, so he goes to answer it. Standing there is the blonde girl, her clothes covered in paint.
"Finished!" she says, with a big smile on her face "I did two coats!"
"Two coats? Well done!" he says, happy to have gotten good work for such little money.
"Oh, and by the way mister, it's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari!"
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 10:02:25 GMT -5
OMG those jokes were toooooo funny!!!!
Even the blonde one LOL! I am blonde just so you know,,, the blue hair is my cover, so people THINK im smart!! After all arent all the blue haired people you know brilliant? hehehehe
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 10:22:38 GMT -5
Glad you liked it! I'm not going to comment on the blue haired people remark....
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Post by Peace on Aug 3, 2007 11:07:58 GMT -5
rolling!! too funny. as a blonde, i don't take offense. they tickle me. lol
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 11:22:50 GMT -5
Me either, I think they are funny hehehe
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Post by Sloan on Aug 3, 2007 16:31:55 GMT -5
lmao its just fun reading some of the come backs to comments!
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 20:13:00 GMT -5
Okay, who's got one?
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Post by Peace on Aug 3, 2007 20:36:17 GMT -5
he eh he he he,,, how could i not? lol.........
how do u kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 20:41:17 GMT -5
LMAO.... I THINK!!! POOF,,,, hey did anyone see where Starie poo went?  hehehehehe I love this forum, I can see many giggles happening here! |
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 20:42:48 GMT -5
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back!
Some good ones, Aura!
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 20:46:45 GMT -5
LMAO Nate!!
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Post by lyroc on Aug 3, 2007 21:27:58 GMT -5
Apparently a lot of blondes here, and I LOVE blonde jokes! Janet, I loved your joke!!!!! I read it to John.......well, he pretended not to get it!
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Post by Nate on Aug 3, 2007 21:33:02 GMT -5
Come on, Lynnie! It's your turn now!
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Post by Peace on Aug 4, 2007 8:11:46 GMT -5
he he he...........too funny!
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