I am One....

[♥Starlene]

Part 1
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."

Part 2
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?" The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

[Nate]

LMHAO! Very good, I've heard the first part before, but not the second part. That's the icing on the cake, that is.

[♥Starlene]

I know, the second part makes it just awesome hehehehe

[yogagurl]

lol-awesome!!!

[saffy]

;D