Some questions....

[Nate]

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

[♥Starlene]

LOL these reminded me of my daughter, she is FOREVER asking me questions like this...

Here's one of the bazillion that she replied with.... hehehe

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

(which is my favorite I have read so far...) LOL

and some others...

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

[Nate]

My dear sweet mother farted and burped at the same time once....when we had people over for dinner.

Why do you think they call her the "Wicked" witch? She one funky smelling witch!

I've had sleeping tablets that said that and I was like "well aint that somethin, sleeping pills that make you sleepy. And they say there's nothing new under the sun!"

Oh, and Ol' Darthy can breathe and talk at the same time because he actually doesn't breathe himelf, it's a respirator that automatically does it for him....Sorry, I turned into a Star Wars nerd again! Sorry to have spoiled your joke!

[♥Starlene]

So then smarty pants, do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? LOL

[Nate]

You tell me!

[♥Starlene]

LOL I am not a nudist so how should I know hehehe... Hmmmm my daughter sent those jokes to her,,, maybe I should ask her LOL!!

[Nate]

He he he he!