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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 3, 2007 20:38:52 GMT -5
I always loved this one,,, if you are at least a Usui II you will get it, if not, and your not familiar with it,,, it may not be funny.... Either way get your dang Usui II and then re-read it hehehehe.... I know its corny but well I like corny jokes sometimes 
So, a Reiki Master goes into a bar, and across the crowded room he sees one of his students: Raymond, talking to the bartender (and drinking a TOTALLY non-alcoholic drink of course!). Raymond acknowledges his teacher's presence, and gestures to the empty barstool next to his.
As he walks up to them, the Reiki Master can hear Raymond saying to the Bartender:
"... so I told him, if he kept on eating like that, he was likely to choke ..."
Sitting down beside his student, the Reiki Master - eager to pick up the thread of the conversation - says:
"Choke - who Ray?"
So, a Reiki Master goes into a bar, and across the crowded room he sees one of his students: Raymond, talking to the bartender (and drinking a TOTALLY non-alcoholic drink of course!). Raymond acknowledges his teacher's presence, and gestures to the empty barstool next to his.
As he walks up to them, the Reiki Master can hear Raymond saying to the Bartender:
"... so I told him, if he kept on eating like that, he was likely to choke ..."
Sitting down beside his student, the Reiki Master - eager to pick up the thread of the conversation - says:
"Choke - who Ray?"
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