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Post by Nate on Aug 19, 2007 6:39:48 GMT -5
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his
closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a 'Delta Force' marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 19, 2007 22:00:25 GMT -5
OMG is this Liz again, she has a gazillion amount of Chuck Norris facts,,, like ones I have never even heard before hehehehe
I love this one.....
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Ahhhh to be ole Chucky!
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Post by Nate on Aug 20, 2007 9:27:14 GMT -5
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Post by saffy on Aug 22, 2007 18:43:27 GMT -5
And I am a big Chuck Norris fan. I didn't have a clue he was so powerful. Now I'm really a fan, just in case he reads this
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Post by Peace on Aug 22, 2007 18:49:28 GMT -5
well, he's ok, but bruce lee taught him all he knows. lolol............ bruce is my man. lol.
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Post by saffy on Aug 22, 2007 18:59:55 GMT -5
Oh, Aura, I so agree with you. He is the sh... I think I have seen all his movies at least 3 times.
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Post by Peace on Aug 22, 2007 19:22:31 GMT -5
my dad raised me on bruce. i've seen all his about 1000 times. lol. and will still sit anytime to watch! my dad loved martial arts and also, sadly, raised us on saturday and sunday chinese theatre. lolol.....(shakes head) but bruce rules! he he he......
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Post by Nate on Aug 22, 2007 20:04:37 GMT -5
Yep, Bruce was the best and he will NEVER be surpassed. One of my fave quotes of his:
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
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Post by Peace on Aug 23, 2007 9:26:02 GMT -5
heck yeah!!!! i absolutely love all of his philosophy! very smart man, he was. that's a very good one, too!
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Post by Nate on Aug 23, 2007 9:30:57 GMT -5
He was a man way ahead of his time. Rest in peace Bruce, and Brandon.
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Post by saffy on Aug 23, 2007 12:31:15 GMT -5
I love that saying....
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Post by Sloan on Aug 29, 2007 7:50:12 GMT -5
teehee I like Chuck....these are so silly...
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Post by saffy on Aug 29, 2007 22:01:43 GMT -5
Ok, this may be a little weird, but we have a nice pic of Bruce in our bedroom. There is a huge Yin/Yang symbol and him doing a kick. Stacey, of course, loves him.
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Post by Anamere on Sept 3, 2007 10:47:28 GMT -5
OH! I Love the Chuck Norris Facts! They are always so hilarious! I'm with ya on Bruce though
Bruce was the MAN!
My older son and Brother Love him and have all his movies. I've watched them numerous times too of course. We have a cloth Bruce Lee poster that lines a pretty big spot in my sons room!
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Post by Peace on Sept 3, 2007 11:05:52 GMT -5
ok, saffy, i can't say that's weird. he's awesome!!! and, honestly, he was a hottie too! lmao! the only thing better was his son. ahhhh, brandon was toooo hot. lol. such a shame to have the world without them both. they rule!
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Post by Nate on Sept 3, 2007 20:01:03 GMT -5
Yep, Brandon was great, 'The Crow' is one of my favourite films.
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Post by Peace on Sept 4, 2007 7:17:23 GMT -5
i know, right? LOVE!
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