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Post by devikpani on Aug 21, 2007 15:17:07 GMT -5
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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Post by Peace on Aug 21, 2007 16:18:05 GMT -5
lmao!!! i've heard this one before, but it's just classic! love it! thanks, devi!
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 21, 2007 16:18:13 GMT -5
OMG DEVI!!! I just noticed it says your birthday is January 20th?! Is that right??? If so that is MY birthday too! How super cool is that? I just love people with my birthday hehehe... I have actually made friends with 4 other people with the same birthday as me so I can say that LOL!
I love the joke, I have read it before and I always think of my son when I read it,,, hes 10 so I can see him thinking something like this hehehe....
Hey Nate,,, I think we are catching up with the Aquariuses here!! Wait, do you consider yourself an Aquarius Devi? I just made it into the Aquarius side by a couple of hours...
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Post by devikpani on Aug 23, 2007 2:08:38 GMT -5
same pinch.me 2 aquarius. when i posted this i 2 thought of my kid,his name is hiresh (2 1/2 yr) .one day he fell down&got hurt,i told him u are not listening to me thats y u got hurted ,an other day he asked me 2 tuck his shirt i did but he made me 2 do that many times in a hr,really i lost patience i shouted 2 him&left that place,once i entered kitchen somehow i got a hit .he came running to me&said u scolded me what u did was wrong,thats y god punished u.so dont scold me o.k.he said.I hope everyone will enjoy this.
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Post by Nate on Aug 23, 2007 9:32:23 GMT -5
Ha ha, great joke!
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 23, 2007 11:42:38 GMT -5
Yay shes is an Aquarius! I wondered what you related to more Devi... That is very cool we share the same birthday,,, seems more like one of the reasons you found us! (((hugs))) Nate, (hes a fellow Aquarian Devi) we Aquarians are sooo moving on up here!! I love it
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