Thanks Mom and Dad!

[yogagurl]

Thanks Mom and Dad!

1.My Mother & Father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."


2.My mother & father taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


3.My mother & father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


4.My mother & father taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, ! that's why."


5.My mother & father taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


6.My mother & father taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


7.My mother & father taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."


8.My mother & father taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."


9.My mother & father taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"


10.My mother & father taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


11.My mother & father taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12.My mother & father taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"


13.My mother & father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"We brought you into this world, and we can take you out."


14.My mother & father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your (father) or (mother)!"


15.My mother & father taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."


16.My mother & father taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."


17.My mother & father taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"


18.My mother & father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


19My mother & father taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"


20.My mother & father taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


21.My mother & father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


22.My mother & father taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father or mother, whichever was talking it was the other one."


23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"


24.My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."


25. And my favorite:My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Thanks Mom!

[♥Starlene]

That made me LOL for real!!! I think we had the same parents Kristi hehehehehehe

[Peace]

loved it! didn't we all? lolol......makes me think of that video of the woman who sings an entire song of what a mother says over the course of a day. lol. hilarious!

[Sloan]

lmao I remember mom saying more than a few of those!

[saffy]

Yep, I remember my Mom saying, just wait till you have kids and I hope there are just like you. Just like what you said.

Funny now every once in awhile I think, oh no, I remember my mom doing exactly what I'm doing and remember the saying.