Post by Nate on Aug 4, 2007 23:53:22 GMT -5
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Said by a car mechanic--"Sorry, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!"
Q.) A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A.) Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Said by a car mechanic--"Sorry, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!"
Q.) A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A.) Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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