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Post by devikpani on Aug 27, 2007 14:14:56 GMT -5
An old couple walked into the Burger bar, He ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for? She answered.... "THE TEETH."
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Post by Peace on Aug 27, 2007 14:26:54 GMT -5
OMG, ROFLMAO!!!!! you are sooooo funny, devi!!! hilarious! ewe, but hilarious! lololl....
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Post by Nate on Aug 27, 2007 18:38:07 GMT -5
Hahaha! Very good!
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Post by ♥Starlene on Aug 28, 2007 18:01:45 GMT -5
LMAO thats GROSS but HYSTERICAL!! I can see you have an Aquarians humor Devi!! I love it!!!
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Post by yogagurl on Aug 28, 2007 19:05:15 GMT -5
lol, hilarious!
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Post by Christine on Aug 28, 2007 20:36:01 GMT -5
This is hilarious!
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Post by Sloan on Aug 29, 2007 7:43:33 GMT -5
lmao that's awesome!
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Post by saffy on Aug 29, 2007 21:51:23 GMT -5
That's hilarious. Didn't see that one coming. Sharing everything..
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