Top 10 Things to do at the Mall

[Nate]

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

[♥Starlene]

LMAO,,, I likey this one....

Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

I can see us now, as soon as we are done in the elevator we will be running around the mall handing people flyers saying please come join the Sherwin-Williams church of Ommmmm, we are a very colorful bunch! LOLOL... Oh Admiral, you are just too cheeky ;-)

[Nate]

Yep, we'll be in straight-jackets pretty much as soon as I get too the US.

[♥Starlene]

Yes, yes, yes I think you might be right Nate..... After all we have to do what you say, right Admiral? and Major, we gota obey her too huh? I KNOW she can be wacky hehehe,,, seen that first hand.... The two of you = straight jackets for everyone hehehehe.....

You know I'm only playing with yous two.... I am as nutty as they come ;-) I hope you still loveee meeee hehehe