Fun Things to do in an Elevator

[Nate]

- To a man, say "Joe, how have you been?", and carry on a conversation with him like you've known him forever.

- Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.

- Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

- Shave.

- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d**n motion sickness!"

- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

- Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

- Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

- Leave a box between the doors.

- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

- Start a sing-along.

- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

- Play the harmonica.

- Shadow box.

- Say "Ding!" at each floor.

- Lean against the button panel.

- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

- Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

- Before you push a button, stare at it and say: OK, Raymond... Let's go!

- Draw a chalk outline of a person on the floor. When the other passengers enter, say, "Poor Danny, he was my best friend."

- Say, "See? That's the noise it made just before it fell last time!"

- Push all the buttons when people get on and say you can't decide which floor to go on.

- While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper,"hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

[Peace]

YEP: - Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Shadow box.

Lean against the button panel.

Push all the buttons when people get on and say you can't decide which floor to go on.

and this one just tickled the pure heck out of me. lmao!

- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

[♥Starlene]

LMAO!!! I wana go riding in an elevator with Nate and Aura!!! Imagine how much fun we would have!!! Lets find one that is like really big too....

This one just cracked me up...

- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

[Nate]

We can be indoor aviators! Up, down, up down!

[♥Starlene]

LMAO,,, lets do it... Too funny... You can be Captain and I'll be Admiral... We can introduce ourselves to those daring to join us in the elevator for a ride hehehehe

[Nate]

I'll be Grand Admiral! Mwuhahahaha!

[♥Starlene]

Heheheh,,, so we can introduce ourselves as the Admiral and Grand Admiral of the elevator and we can do like a secret handshake too hehehe... Ahh I crack myself up.... tooo funny

[Peace]

heh eh eh he he..........whilst i be talkin into my purse. lololol......

[♥Starlene]

Oh I think we might just scare off everyone if all three of us were in an elevator together hehehehe.... When (notice I said when not if) we are in the same place together we are for sure gonna have to seek out some elevators lololol

[Nate]

"Three people were arrested today, riding up and down an elevator scaring passengers off by telling them that they were 'Admirals' and various other military ranks, and also practising in very unusual behaviour. We spoke to one of the passengers:
'Three of them, one male and two females, got on the elevator on the ground floor. They introduced themselves quite loudly and proceeded to push the call button for every floor, with one of the females exclaming "I wonder what these do?", and then she leaned on the button panel so no one else could use it.The other female looked worried by that stage, and had a pained look on her face. All of a sudden, she grabbed her head and screamed "Shut up, all of you just shut up!" The male at this time was shadow-boxing, but stopped, looked around and said: "I must find a more suitable host body!" and looked at me and said in a scary voice "You'll do!". When the girl standing in front of the panel was asked to move, she got very upset and screamed "Bad touch!". I really don't know what is wrong with these people, but I was so glad when the SWAT Team stopped the elevator and rescued us. The male then announced to the SWAT Team he was a 'Grand Admiral' and told the team to 'Go do something intelligent, fool!'. He was tasered and arrested. The two females cried out "You can't do that to the Admiral!", and then ordered the other passengers to attack the SWAT Team. They too were tasered and arrested. The three troublemakers will face court tomorrow."

[♥Starlene]

OMG that was sooooooo funnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! I can see something like that happening....
Shadow boxing LMAO!!! Must,,, find,,,, a,,,,, more,,,,, suitable,,,,, host,,,,,,BOOOODDDYYYYYYY!!
LOLOLOL

[Peace]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, tears even!!!! sounds like a great time!!! I'M IN!!

[♥Starlene]

Ummm I think you were the one leaning on the buttons yelling "Bad Touch" miss Fae.... dont try weaseling out now,,, the Grand Admiral is watching!!! hehehehehe

[Nate]

LMHAO! You girls crack me up.

[Peace]

roflmao!!!!........."BAD TOUCH!!!" oh my GOSH, that's too funny!!!!!

[Nate]

Oh my god, I've actually been promoted to Grand Admiral!

[♥Starlene]

I LOVE ITTTTT!!!!!
This is the best thread EVER!! hehehehe Grand Admiral!! WAIT,,,, no Grand Hujas Admiral...
OMG!!!
PHEW!!!
Talk about having to catch my breath,,, I soooo amuse myself.... I loves ya Natie and Aura!!

[Peace]

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah ah aha ha ha ha hahahaaaaaa, oh man, i wasn't expecting that one. lololol............................oh, the tears! oh my sides!

[♥Starlene]

I know,,,, seriously that one just popped into my head when I was typing,,, it came out of thin air.... Tooo funny..... Grand Hujas Admiral... I cant even think that without cracking up.... Oh dear, I am hopeless!!!
I totally know what I am going to think about when I feel blue next, Ole GH Admrial LOLOL.... That is just so funny.... Sorry.... Cant help but giggle

[Peace]

he he he he............has such a regal ring to it. lmao!