Comparison of a Dog's and a Cat's Diary

[♥Starlene]

Comparison of a Dog's and a Cat's Diary

1 Excerpts From A Dog's Diary

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

2 Excerpts From A Cat's Diary

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant.

Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it includeda burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". Moreimportantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how
to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Source Unknown

[yogagurl]

omg.........I love this one, and so true!
Kristi

[reikienergyheals]

I love that! I'm going to use it to teach my students about point of view...Yes I'm a dork

[♥Starlene]

i know i love it too,,, i taught my daughter about stumble yesterday and she kept sending me the funniest stuff hehehehe..... this was one of those things.... my cats agree with this 100 percent hehehehe

[Sloan]

teehee Adara says she's a little offended that a cat may be smarter than she is, but then she yawned at me *shrugs

[Peace]

roflamao!! snoogie say, " YUP!". he he he....

[♥Starlene]

OH BOY! MY FAVORITE ADARA & SNOOGIE!!! hehee

[♥Starlene]

(while Shadow, Monkee & Cali,,, look on with disgust plotting their next escape!!!)

[veggiechef]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[saffy]

Wow, I love reading the cat's journal...I love dogs, but that is so true...well that and young babies, except add the pooh thing and that's it.

A cat is so independent and a dog isn't quite so curious...haha I made a funny...curious cat.

OK...I'll shut up now.

[reikienergyheals]

cats are curious...and sneaky...and clumsy. everyone has a downfall I guess

[Peace]

or, as little pixxie said the other day......cats are smart, dogs are stupid. you drive down the road and a dog just looks at you, like, "whaaaat?", but a cat scats as quickly as a feline can. i laughed at her so hard! he he he.....yeah, my smokey cat is very curious, but if his curiosity gets him ouside, as soon as the door closes, he's meowing a deathly meow to get back in. it's like his curiosity works all by it's onesy and he's totally unaware. he he he.....

[♥Starlene]

cali was outside my bedroom window for about half an hour last night before she figured out she had to walk to the door. the goofball,,, then she did her little "cursing meow" at me for having screens in my windows,,, I told her bugs would get it, and she said she liked bugs...

...cats

[saffy]

Well, when are you taking your screens out?

[♥Starlene]

not soon enough for miss Cali.... little stinker that she is.... hehehe